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If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and
start all over!
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To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
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If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
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Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
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To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
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To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
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To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
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If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
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When you loose your car keys, click on find.
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"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
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Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on
it's way to YOU.
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vwxy409 (2008-6-06 17:15:25)
副作用：因正肾上腺素作用延长，使得中枢神经兴奋而造成，厌食、便秘、失眠、头痛、眩晕、神经质、焦虑、忧郁、皮疹、过敏、口干舌躁、心跳速率增加、血压增加。
2.Orlistat 罗氏鲜 化学药品 消化系统药品
副作用：抑制脂肪吸收，影响油溶性维生素A、D、E与β-胡萝卜素的吸收。更因为作用于肠道会造成肠胃不适，胀气、恶心、呕吐，因为脂肪无法被吸收，而产生润滑性腹泻，出现油便，一个不小心打个喷嚏产生拉油的尴尬情况^_^弄脏裤子。健康减肥才最重要喔！
3.鸡尾酒式减肥法
副作用：所谓综合性减肥方法，每种减肥配方皆有少许或多项副作用，一起合用造成的副作用不明。若无医师或专业人员搭配建议下食用，勿乱购买坊间宣称鸡尾酒式减肥法，这也只是提升消费的一种口号。
蝴蝶亚仙人掌一种扣人心弦的快速自然减重植物，所含有的isop57有效成分能控制大脑饥饿荷尔蒙而减低卡路里的摄取，这个很简单的数学理论很快就能见到减肥的效果。